Their engagement was revealed in June after the couple managed to keep their romance a secret (and Konnie managed to keep her tits and flange under wraps) for several months.
The couple are "blissfully happy", according to spokesman John Lesley, who seemed rather upset as he hid behind a bush in his pac-a-mac.
TV critic Brooker fronts the BBC4 show Screenwipe, which is a show in which the acidic presenter voices his opinionated pseudo-intelligent rantings about how absolutely everyone and everything on TV is either shit, dumbed-down or really, really shit, was nominated for a Bafta earlier this year. Surprisingly enough, Brooker never criticised his own abysmal attempt at writing black (comedy?) drama in his highly original (yawn) DEAD SET, about zombies (yawwwn) in the Big Brother house (YAWWWWWN). However, Brooker takes great delight in launching scathing attacks on consumer driven, lowest common denominator, throw-away, unintelligent programming that appeals to the brain dead masses such as talent shows like The X Factor, Britain’s Got Delusional Wankers and Fuck My Gran.
Huq, 35, recently took over from Holly Willoughby as the host of ITV2's Xtra Factor - the X Factor's spin off show. She presented Blue Peter for 11 years and was many a school boys’ (and posh, liberal Dads’) wank material between 1997 and 2008.
Huq said in a recent interview they were well matched: "We are very well suited. He hates everything I like and do. It all started on the set of BP when Richard Bacon asked me if I liked Charlie… Oops is that my knickers on the floor." she told Look magazine.
When asked how the couple would spend their honeymoon, Huq announced that she plans to get royally shafted by her new man while he shouts obscenities and criticises her. But when the subject of starting a family came up, Huq ruled out having children straight away as her career comes first. She then went on to say that she would be making special Blue Peter condoms out of a cardboard toilet roll tube, some clingfilm and sticky back plastic. She then produced three condom models at different stages of construction before exposing her breasts.
MINCH NORTON
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