Puke Found from Extinct Estate Agent

British scientists say they have discovered what they believe to be the world's oldest fossilised puke from an estate agent that lived 160 million years ago.

Vomitology Professor Dennis Quaid from King's College London, said the puke, found in a field, sheds new information on the diet and eating habits of Jurassic estate agents. "Our tests show that the puke contains chips, eggs and peas, which was a staple food in this era for such reptiles", said Professor Quaid.

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While other fossilised puke examples have been discovered, the Professor says his sample is by far the best. "It's beautiful and smells like cars".

On this remarkable discovery, Professor Quaid said proudly, "this is further proof that not only estate agents existed, but they puked too."