Official merchandise and commemorative memorabilia to celebrate the Pope's visit to the UK have gone on sale today. The pope's overrated and over anticipated visit on 16th September has brought feelings of apathy and nonchalance to an otherwise aroused Britain.
The Catholic Church has revealed some of its exclusive memorabilia in honour of its favourite zucchetto-wearing leader.
These briefs, previously only available to priests and bishops, will now be available to the common heathen.
Available in Small, Medium, Large and Extra Large, these delightful 100% cotton briefs will make you feel like a sex on a stick.
The briefs come with classic Pope Benedict the 16th face logo and commemorative 2010 embroidery around the waist.
The Pope himself modelled these for the Catholic catalogue and told Gusset "this is all the Lord's creation, I am not smuggling a mitre would you believe!"
RRP. £13.99 + p&p
This commemorative wank sock is exclusively available to Gusset Muncher subscribers only.
With its super absorbency it can handle 5-6 mop ups before going 'stiff as a board'.
Comes with classic Pope Benedict the 16th face logo on both sides of the (w)ankle.
Benedict the 16th told Gusset, "There's no wet patch. It's like my Jesus Juice was invisible".
Priced competitively at 1.99 per sock.
Wash at 90 degrees.
The Catholic Church have brought out its own brand of cigarettes to commemorate the Pope's visit next month. The first 500 packets of 'Pope Puffs' sold will include a free set of rosary beads.
You will not only feel cool when you smoke these silky black cigarettes, but you'll look cool too. Hang outside a school with these and you'll make lots of friends within minutes.
Not available to gays, lesbians or Jews.
£9.99 plus VAT.
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