Boris unrepentant after toddler tanty

Boris Johnson threw a paddy in Central London's Regent Street today, throwing his favourite red ball into the street.

The London Mayor was told by staff at toy store Hamley's that he was "too old and too big" to go on the Wibbly Wobbly Wabbit ride, a miniature, rabbit-themed train ride for under-fives.



The flop-haired toff ran outside screaming and threw his treasured red ball, 'binky bongle', into the street.

The sulky mayor then instructed London Metropolitan officers to close the surrounding roads to traffic to search for binky bongle, an operation that cost taxpayers £35,000.

Boris was given a glass of tepid milk and sent to bed. A representative from the mayoral office said Boris was "overtired".