The London suburb of Walthamstow is to be hidden under a
giant sheet of tarpaulin during the Olympics in a controversial bid to conceal
the poor from London 2012 visitors.
The Olympic Delivery Authority (ODA) has requested that
chavs, hooligans and pound shops in the area of Walthamstow should be kept out
of sight during the Games. However, the only way the council can conceive such
a plan is to cover the entire area in a sheet of tarpaulin resembling the
idyllic London town of Richmond when viewed from a certain angle at Stratford.
Visitors to the Olympics will not have to witness the full horrors of the stow at all as the tarpaulin will be erected a week before the Games start.
A typical Walthamstow street will soon look like this
The Leader of Waltham Forest council, Cllr Basil Fawlty told
Gusset News: “the ODA is like well in charge of everything and higher up than
God so we have to lie down and let them bum us. Oops did I say that out loud?”
The ODA claims its sponsors have the right to ensure their
brands are presented in the highest quality format possible. “Adidas and
McDonald's do not wish to be associated with the likes of hoodies or the
overweight”, said an ODA spokesperson.
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