Professor Dean Gaffney lead the research project originally set up in 1996. He told Gusset News: "We were expecting that only 80-85% of MPs would actually be complete and utter cuntfucks, and so we were surprised by the findings. Some MPs are merely wankers and knob-jockeys. But 99.8% of them are cunts". He went on to list the main findings of the research:
- Tony Blair was a mega cunt from day 1 but the invasion of Iraq sent him off the cuntometer.
- Barack Obama was expected to be a reasonable decent bloke but it turns out he's a complete cunt.
- Silvio Berlusconi was merely an ancient penis last week, but now he's 100% cunt for spending $10,000,000,000 defacing another ancient penis.
- Nicolas Sarkozy is a racist cunt for banning burkas and the Welsh from France.
Nick Clegg is only a small cunt for his insignificunt role in the British government
The list of government cunts is endless and a full list of cunts near you can be found here:
MPs across Britain and Europe mostly agree with these findings, unless their opposition agree.
