Even death hasn’t stopped Jimmy Savile from
molesting children claims a new report.
New Scotland Yard published a report today
stating that Sir Jimmy Savile has allegedly fiddled with seventeen kids since
his death less than a year ago.
Jimmy in his heyday, probably thinking about kids
Witnesses state they saw the spirit of the late
Top of the Pops presenter loitering
outside a sweet shop in Peckham. “The dodgy looking ghoul seemed to groan in
pleasure as my son exited the shop with a dib dab”. Said Judy Dench from the
Old Kent Road. The mother of three went on to describe how the ghost rubbed it’s
thighs as other children came out with bacon crisps.
The BBC denies these claims stating that that
the Jim’ll Fix It ghost merely has a
penchant for sherbet and Frazzles.
A spokesman for New Scotland Yard said that
a warrant was out for Savile’s arrest but the spirit has walked through six
police vehicles already. “Only Derek Acorah can help us now” said the chief of
police.
Other parents claim that the paedo
poltergeist followed some teenagers to school and got it's bum out in Mothercare.
